If President Obama's plane goes down ... who would take the credit/blame?

Let's be real here ... this would not be simply another magic bullet theory ... it would be a conspiracy of so many organizations and government agencies throughout the world ... FBI, CIA, Mossad, MI5, the Pentagon, CFR, the Mafia, KKK, Wall Street, Skull & Bones, you name it ... no doubt they would appoint Condaleeza Rice to head up the investigation ... and it would be quickly and easily determined that the pilot was drugged ... there were some 6 bombs on the plane from no less than 4 different countries ... the auto pilot was taken over by an untraced remote control ... thousands of witnesses spotted various surface to air missiles originating from Tennessee, Alabama, Arkansas, Mississippi, and South Carolina ... the ground crew forgot to fuel the plane ... the Navy mistakenly launched a missile from a submarine ... an explosive device was discovered in what was left of the fuel tanks ... and the tail section mysteriously just somehow fell off ... Condi rules it an accident.